I found my roommate’s twitter…
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
|My day without msg from you:||Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday and Sadday
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
"I sighed and wept for what could not be—and for all that could have been."
idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them
She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.